If we were playing some hypothetical game, the rules of which required us to name a man and women who would make the most bizarre couple possible, we'd probably put former United States Attorney General Janet Reno and omnipresent YouTube celebrity Rick Astley at the top of the list. But number two? That would definitely be former Radar cover-girl Pamela Anderson and current Pale Freak Monthly cover-boy Michael Jackson, who, according to the Daily Mail, have been on a "string of dates," bonding over their love of plastic surgery. What a world.