And here is the bizarre spectacle of hired attack dog Rudy Giuliani, the thrice-married multimillionaire and former New York City mayor and current Chicago businessman sent to the RNC to decry the "cosmopolitan" tastes of Barack Obama while a picture of the New York City skyline waves behind him. Giuliani went to NYU Law School, but can safely mock Obama's "Ivy League education." His greatest moment: "The Democratic leader of the Senate said, and I quote, 'This war is lost.' Well, well, if America lost, who won? Al Qaeda? Bin Laden?" Um? How can Peggy Noonan really claim that the Republicans have no skill at concocting narrative after a feat of invention like this?