Also, Republican Veep Choice Did Not Hover Above The Stage, Christ-Like, Before Slowly Descending And Delivering Her Blessings Upon The Crowd, But They'll Probably Try To Claim That Too

On the off chance that someone tells you how Sarah Palin's performance last night was all the more amazing because she had to deliver her speech without the usual teleprompting, you can set the record straight: it's completely untrue. She read the words they wrote for her.