Condoleezza Rice is making historic stop today in the North African loony bin that is Muammar Gaddafi's Libya. The visit, the first by a U.S. secretary of state in over fifty years, is a reward for the Libyan tyrant's recent-but-much-delayed decision to pony up a billion dollars for a "Sorry 'Bout Murderin' Your Loved One" fund that will largely go to family members (and lawyers) of people killed by the Pan Am 103 bombing over Lockerbie, Scotland.