All across this nation, and all across AOL, people's Jewish mothers are getting blast emails about how Sarah Palin Is Bad For The Jews. In America, the things you get in your email carry much more weight than things you read in the newspapers. (It's from a friend! It must be true!) Meanwhile, conservatives in Israel are mounting voter registration drives—just 1/6th of the 200,000 Americans in Israel are registered to vote. (Meanwhile again, there's a new group called Rabbis For Obama. There are like 300 rabbis there and, what, they couldn't get 310?) Anyway! You'd think Michelle Obama's rabbi cousin would already have swayed the Jews for sure to the Democrats. But anyway, the conservative rabbis of Israel apparently have not gotten the latest email forward circulating in America! Let's take a look.