We interrupt our coverage of politics and the world financial crisis to bring you important news on a story of much greater significance: "Paris Hilton's rep has denied a report that two of her dogs were eaten by a coyote. 'They were at Paris' house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be," a rep for Hilton, 27, told People magazine. 'Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured.'"
Admit it, you were worried for a minute there.