All the trains from Vermont to Virginia are being stormed today by local police, federal agents, and Amtrak officials (those are the scariest) in a "drill" with "random searches" of both passengers and their belongings. The federal 9/11 money is still being wonderfully spent—just like with all those shiny new police vehicles in New York City, where they don't have enough cops to actually drive them around. So how are riders enjoying this, as their trains creep along at a speed fairly comparable to a horse and buggy?