Sarah Palin is in New York City today! SHE IS GOING TO MEET WITH BONO. And she (nearly) met the liberal elite in person! "So when police, for security reasons, refused to allow people to leave a nearby restaurant shortly before Ms. Palin's arrival, many were not at all happy about it. Instead of the cheering throngs of supporters waving lipsticks and adoring signs that Ms. Palin has become accustomed to on the campaign trail, she was met by the equivalent of a Bronx cheer," wrote Nate Schweber in the Times. The... equivalent? Translated from family-friendly newspaper-ese, that means they were like, "Go fuck yourself, moose-lady?"