Oh God: "Former Melrose Place star Lisa Rinna says she's been hearing some buzz that the 1990s Aaron Spelling nighttime soap could be getting an update. 'I've heard a rumor of them bringing back the show like they did 90210,' Rinna said at TV Guide's post-Emmy party. 'I heard that it's somewhere at the CW.'"
This is such a bad idea on so many levels, not least of which is have you SEEN the new 90210? But, bottom line, it's that we all know where this is heading, and it didn't work out well the first time. But during this moment of crisis and decay, as our nation teeters on the brink of financial collapse and approaches a presidential election which threatens to tear us asunder, we cannot set events in motion that will sooner or later result in the production of an updated Models Inc. There's just too much at stake.