The very exciting end of the day:
• Any table in any restaurant in any American financial center can be yours tonight! The Dow closed down 777 points, and everyone flapped their hands. As we told you earlier today, your Representatives are voting (and vote-swapping) based on how much opposition they're receiving in their upcoming elections. Retiring Republicans voted for the bailout.
• Fox and Friends host Steve Doocy, on the Serious Topics to be handled at Sarah Palin's upcoming VP debate: "It sounds like they're stacking the deck against her, because everybody knows that's Joe Biden's forte."
• Also, Sarah, you've gone and caused a fatwa with your beauty.
• Washington Post/Slate bought ... Foreign Policy.
• The New York Sun folded.