According to a story in the National Enquirer, 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Again! Inside sources report that, only 3 months after the birth of her first child, Jaime Lynn—or, as The Enquirer affectionately refers to her, the 'Teen Prego Queen'—is about eight weeks up the stick, and friends are pressuring her to abort. (TMZ cites an "unimpeachable source" who denies the rumor.)
How did this happen, Enquirer?