Crap, look at the time! We've got to get out of here! Finish yourself off with these:
• Ukrainian parliament dissolved, elections coming!
• The pirates are near a ransom deal! They are going to get paid, yo.
• AIG now says it wasn't corporate execs getting those half-mil mani-pedis just after the government floated them $85 billion. It was regular old insurance agents!
• YouTube trying to discourage heinous comments via audio playback.
• The typography of Mad Men is not from the correct era!
• The future of Joanne Lipman's Portfolio: dire, say some.
• Sarah Palin's handbag!