How can you not have a great weekend when all this is going on around you?
• A spanking new Newsweek poll gives Barack Obama a double-digit lead over John McCain.
• BRITNEY SPEARS OPENS UP about her nervous breakdown!
• Today, Portfolio asks the important question: "Home foreclosures are up, the market is down, unemployment is high, and consumer spending is flat. These days, nobody wants to buy a five-figure handbag—or do they?" Everyone I sent this to on IM today laughed until they cried. And despite all the story's disclaimers, seriously, this piece expired two weeks ago.