Since all of America hates the greedy New Yorkers—in the words of John McCain last night, Americans are "innocent victims of greed and excess on Wall Street"—here is some good news for the angry national mob! "Thousands of job seekers formed a virtual bread line around two Chelsea blocks yesterday for a chance to meet recruiters and drop off résumés," reports the New York Post. This comes as New York City vastly upgraded its job loss forecast—they now expect 165,000 private-sector jobs to be lost in the next couple years. This is good because America demands vengeance and retribution to address a financial phenomenon that neither they nor John McCain actually understand!