Why do those fatcats in our government hate nachos? They do. Witness the stirring story of Carmen Rocha. She has just died, at the age of 77, and she is the woman who brought nachos from Texas to Los Angeles, where now everyone eats nachos for breakfast. Poptart-flavor nachos. The thing is, when her son died in Vietnam in 1970, she kept serving nachos, but her government spelled her son's name wrong on the Vietnam Memorial. After more than 20 years of complaining, Dick Cheney personally took a break from raping prisoners and re-chiseled the typo himself. He loves nachos too! Vote the McCain-Cheney ticket next month!