And here it is: the opening scene to Who's Nailin' Paylin, Hustler's cinematic tribute to potential United States president Sarah Palin. The dialogue is much what'd you'd expect (frankly, we'd hoped for better), but, you know, it's a porn movie. In any event, we're not sure how tolerant they are of such stuff at your workplace, so we'll go ahead and warn you that things get kind of interesting around the 1:56 mark, when the characters go for a bit of a roll. Enjoy.