Why Does John McCain Hate Old People?

HELPS IF YOU HOLD THEM RIGHT-SIDE UP TOO McCain supporters on Saturday in Woodbridge, VA, with campaign-made signs both printed and painted. (Photo: Getty Images)

Jason Horowitz signed on to spend this weekend just past with the John McCain campaign. You know what's cute about the McCain campaign, he finds? They make all those adorable little signs for their rallies for all the attendees. (Particularly the ones for the racist Cubans.) Also, it helps when they keep the old people out of the front row.