Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConell (R-KY) is facing an unexpectedly tight race back at home to retain his seat. So tight, apparently, that his ad guys came to him and said, "Mitch, here's what we're gonna do: Get a guy with a real Jewy voice to narrate a spot making sure everyone knows that the Jews are after ya!" I mean, there's no other explanation, right? The voiceover guy must be named Hyman Finkelstein, that's how Hebraic his lilt is.