YOU'LL NEVER MAKE CRAP IN THIS TOWN AGAIN Leguizamo

There are plenty of jerks and sleazeballs in Hollywood, but most people who want to keep working there have the good sense not to name them. Not John Leguizamo. In his upcoming memoir, Pimps, Hos, Players, Haters and All the Rest of My Hollywood Friends, the Summer of Sam star offers up unsurprising but nonetheless amusing dirt on colleagues including Kevin Costner (egotist), Arnold Schwarzenegger (sexual harasser), Mike Nichols (prima donna), Leonardo DiCaprio (patron of prostitutes), and, well, himself (peeping Tom). Some highlights:

• On his escapades with DiCaprio while filming Romeo & Juliet in Mexico: "We would have parties, just the guys playing poker and talking shit, while strippers danced on a table. And there were some adventures with the hookers that were videotaped, two on one, voyeurism, all that. Thank God for certain people's careers those tapes have been erased." (And thank God everyone involved has shown such discretion ... d'oh!)

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