SPEARS' APPRENTICE? Trump, Britney (inset)

• But isn't the Donald already bald?: WWE CEO Vince McMahon and Donald Trump have made a bet that will leave one of them bald at the end of Wrestlemania 23. Wait a minute ... Does Vince know Britney?

• Rummy, whipping boy: Roe v. Wade-hater John McCain has some harsh words for old friend Donald Rumsfeld, calling him "one of the worst secretaries of defense in history."

• Back to the drinking glass: A month after checking in, Lindsay Lohan checks out of Wonderland and seems to be jumping back into party land headfirst.

• Drunkfella: In a bit of bizarre publicity for his new slapstick comedy Wild Hogs, Ray Liotta gets himself arrested on DUI charges after crashing into two parked cars.

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