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Students duped into enrolling at The Donald's unaccredited online university are referred to as "customers," which should set off alarm bells right away. But if you happen to have overlooked this tidbit, there are so many other obvious indicators of chicanery at Trump U. that if you've wasted any of your hard-earned money on its classes, you really have only yourself to blame.

At TU there are no tests, grades, or, for that matter, college credits or degrees—just the crass and predatory exploitation of naive everymen sold on an easy ticket to the American Dream. Or rather, "The Trump Way to Wealth," a "proven system" that promises to "turn your dreams into the financial future you deserve."

Trump's virtual academy, like his hair, is founded on wisps of ether, but that doesn't stop him from encouraging minions to purchase $35,000 "Gold Mentoring Packages," according to enrollees. (Nor apparently does it stop him from allegedly spamming thousands of students with e-mails for things like pet medication, diet pills, software, loans, photo contests, and mortgage applications.)

According to Trump, what's on offer is nothing short of "the highest-quality education" from a "world-class faculty"—particularly crucial, he insists, at a time when people are "looking beyond the traditional business education model, which involves hours in the classroom and relies primarily on book learning." Which is not to say there isn't book learning to be done at Trump University. In fact, Trump recommends a core list of the "Top 10 Books on Entrepreneurship." As it happens, six of the 10 were written by—you guessed it—Donald Trump.

Notable Alumni: None we're aware of.

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Founded in 1961, McDonald's $40 million, 130,000-square-foot management training facility boasts an 80-acre campus, 19 full-time professors, 13 teaching rooms, three "kitchen labs," and a 300-seat auditorium. Hamburger University also promises students that they can earn a couple of semesters' worth of credit toward a real four-year college degree through their course work. Supersize me!
 


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