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NO. 43 A pack of Big League Chew with a note that says "This is all we ate"

26. All that bullshit Echinacea

27. Hidden-camera footage of Dog the Bounty Hunter enjoying a homemade cran-tini

28. Burger King nutritional information card annotated with "This is why we're all dead"

29. Sisqo's first-ever thong

30. The microwave-bacon tray

31. Leather hat worn by Joe Pantoliano at the 2003 Golden Globes

32. Instructions for acid-washing denim "future suits"

33. A sealed envelope with the inscription "To be opened by President of the United States Abigail Breslin"

34. Joe Lieberman's High Holidays yarmulke

35. Signed first edition of Ethan Hawke's The Hottest State

36. A preorder voucher for Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy (just in case)

37. Lyrics Bono wrote to end a famine he's projecting for Botswana in 50 years

38. Notebook containing Andy Rooney's tragically demented thoughts on the 22nd century

39. One bottle of Diet Coke, one Mento

40. $5 gift card to Jamba Juice

41. "Get well, Terri Schiavo!" Mylar balloon

42. A life-size replica of original party animal Spuds MacKenzie

43. A pack of Big League Chew with a note that says "This is all we ate"

44. A can labeled "Zombie Antidote" filled with spring-loaded novelty snakes

45. Empty bottle of Fuschia Smack! hair dye used by Perez Hilton

46. Yogurt that expires one day before time capsule is to be opened

47. A Mr. Potato Head with nothing but the nose jammed into the eye socket

48. Deed to swampland purchased through Erik Estrada infomercial

49. K-Fed's Big Bertha golf club

50. A half-finished TV Guide crossword with a note reading "Li'l help here?"




























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