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MITT ROMNEY
More restrained than Edwards, less vain than Obama—too bad about that Guiliani-esque M.
Warning Signs: Like Rudy, he'll ape sincerity to get ahead. While the stabbing y tail is a harsh warning to his rivals, the "roof" over his first name signals defensiveness; this Mormon feels vulnerable to mockery.
BOTTOM LINE: Rather promising...for a freaky, big-lovin' Latter-Day Saint.

RUDY GIULIANI
A bright man, he's also an immature schemer. His signature reveals him to be as egotistical as Obama, but lacking the latter's redeeming intellectual depth.
Warning Signs: A variable slant and the double-looped a point to an inconsistent candidate inclined to lie openly. An overgrown "middle zone" reflects adolescent self-centeredness.
BOTTOM LINE: Rudy = George W. Bush + Basic Literacy - Cowboy Boots.