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BURNING QUESTION
Is Dick Cheney going to heaven or hell?

Hell: 55%

Purgatory: 4%

Heaven: 38%

Among people willing to speculate on the fate of Dick Cheney's soul, a majority believe "The Angler" is destined to spend eternity on a lake of fire. There is some disagreement though: While 71% of Democrats think he's hell-bound, only 22% of Republicans do (75% of them believe he's going to heaven); 58% of Catholics, but only 45% of Protestants, are betting Hades; 67% of people who never attend church consign him to damnation, but just 39% of weekly worshipers do. The most unforgiving demographic? Those with a taste for online porn—by a six-to-one margin, they think he's toast.

Illustration by: John Kasch

This is an excerpt from the November issue of Radar Magazine. For a risk-free issue, click here.
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