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HATER NATION
He'll always have Paris

54% Hate him
67% Hate her

In early 2002, only 13% of Americans "hated" George W. Bush. For various reasons too depressing and voluminous to recount here, the president is now more loathed than a chimp at a creationist convention. There is, however, at least one fellow citizen we deplore in similarly large numbers...