BRAD PITT

Were it not for his extraordinary good looks—and, to be honest, he's getting a bit weathered around the eyes—bullshit would have been called on this hollow Adonis long ago. Throughout his history as a celebrity, the guy most likely to be found attractive by other straight guys has starred in mediocre films while consistently co-opting the personality traits of his lady friends. When one half of Bryneth, he was "the guy who partied a lot in SoHo." As Braniston, he was "the guy next door." Now, in his current state of Brangelina, he's "the guy wearing a porkpie hat, playing with his bevy of mixed-race babies, and talking about Darfur instead of shutting up and taking off his shirt." Totally Broverrated.

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