SOUR PUSS I iz taking over ur Internet
Just as the world finally began to accept the natural superiority of dogs, felines learned to blog—albeit phonetically—chronicling their precious hijinks on such mystifyingly popular sites like icanhascheezburger.com and lolcats.com. "I am in ur zooz ... sedoocing ur monkiez," they taunt. "I am in ur printer, jammin' ur papers." Why are we encouraging them? Like other famous pussies, cats really don't need more exposure; celebrity status has just made them more demanding. "I iz waitin for cheezburger man. Does you have any money?" says one. Cute. But how about you step away from the computer and fetch a goddamn stick?
This excerpt is from the October issue of Radar magazine. Click here to get a risk-free issue.
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