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IF I DID HIM Regan probably wouldn't remember

JUDITH REGAN
Age: 53
Occupation: Unemployed book publisher
Notable Assets: A villa in Italy and, by her own account, a clitoris "the size of two fingers"

Regan went on testosterone therapy after she hit menopause. "I then understood how men think and feel," she confided. "I became a sex maniac"Regan's peerless potty mouth alone could qualify her as toxic. While she was employed at HarperCollins, her endearing habit of referring to colleagues as "pussies" and "cunts" earned her the rare distinction of being sued by female employees for sexual harassment. But that's not surprising for a gal who liked to boast of having "the biggest cock in the building." As if a phantom phallus and the bravado of a bullfighter didn't make her man enough, Regan went on testosterone therapy after she hit menopause. "I then understood how men think and feel," she recently confided on her Sirius radio show. "I became a sex maniac."

By all accounts, she's as good as her word. Most famously, she had an affair with former NYPD commissioner Bernie Kerik, meeting him for trysts in an apartment reserved for Ground Zero recovery workers. According to one friend, she still gushes that her sessions with the top cop were the best sex she ever had. And it's not as though she lacks a basis for comparison. One editor, who brought a married friend from out of town to an industry Christmas party, was awed by the speed with which Regan seduced the stranger into going home with her. She also reportedly romanced Pablo Fenjves, the ghostwriter of O.J. Simpson's scrapped quasi-confessional, If I Did It. "Men should be sexually aggressive with women," she once told an interviewer. Judith, may we introduce you to Benicio?