KILLING MACHINES Small Cargo Hobo by Betsey Johnson, with unstoppable cyborg
EXHIBIT C
TERMINATORISHNESS
Though this grotesque Betsey Johnson Small Cargo Hobo is not quite clever enough to serve as the governor of California, it could easily time-travel back to 1984 and terrify the young, still-flabby Linda Hamilton. (Consider its zippered "mouths," so eager to chomp off wrists.) It comes with six separate pockets, a "cell phone slot," night vision, and the ability to announce its imminent return in threatening tones. In development: Small Cargo Hobo II—Judgment Clutch. |
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