Macho Ma'am

Is Sarah Palin a "muscular feminist," or simply a dumb jock?

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THE NEW FACE OF FEMINISM? Sarah Palin (Photo: Photo courtesy of Jay Pendergrass)
Earlier this month, as the Hadron Collider was about to be revved up beneath the Swiss-French border, anxieties were high about the possibility of humanity being swallowed up by an apocalyptic black hole. To the relief of many, the particle accelerator has since been shut down. But in its wake another self-consuming, ever-expansive black hole has opened up right in front of our eyes. This self-engulfing vacuum is the state of feminist dialogue in America—a conversation tirelessly plagued with contention between second and third wave feminists—and relegated to absurdity by the 2008 presidential election.

Forget debates about power, ownership of one's body, equal wages, and a level playing field. This year, feminists were more concerned about whether Hillary Clinton should be referred to as Hillary or Clinton, Mrs. or Ms., while pundits with penises discussed whether or not she was showing enough—or too much—cleavage.

And now, thanks to a surprising little phenomenon known as Sarah Palin, things have gotten downright more stupider.

"Sarah Palin has made the biggest step forward in feminism since Madonna," Camille Paglia wrote in a recent Salon column, thus adding another shovelful of vapidity to the conversational void. (Grab onto something secure, Camille. Your legs are dangling. Don't get sucked into the black hole.)

"She [is] somehow able to seem simultaneously reassuringly traditional and gung-ho futurist.... A feminism that cannot admire [Palin's] bravura ... isn't worth a warm bucket of spit," writes Paglia.

We know that "feminazi" Hillary (your words, Camille) always represented the "prissy, victim-mongering, philistine feminist establishment." But come on. Palin? A big step forward in feminism? Really? Really?

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AIM HIGH, SARAH Palin visits Kuwait in 2007
The NRA-supporting, pro-life, pitbull-in-tattoed-lipliner, who's ironically too gun-shy to be interviewed by anyone with more gravitas than Katie Couric? The same Sarah Palin who can—and probably will—make a total fool of herself in tonight's debate only to discover an America that relates to her all the more? (As Amy Poehler points out, Palin only gets more adorable when cornered.)

Does the phrase abstinence-only education set off any red lights, Camille? And what about Palin's stance on banning abortion, even when a teen has been raped by her father?

Does the image of this Marge Gunderson-wannabe shooting wolves from a helicopter, her ample cleavage jostling in the wind, get you that pumped up, Camille? Will you soon begin chanting, blissfully: USA, USA, USA?

Okay. Paglia has a proclivity for being controversial, and sometimes she's contrary to the point of obstinacy, but upon closer inspection might she have a point about Sarah Palin? Paglia's the first to admit that Palin's conservative credentials don't gel with her own, but she does raise a compelling question. Is the phrase "pro-life evangelical feminist" an oxymoron?

Whether you love or hate the proud, MILFy governor from Wasilla, Alaska, Palin certainly represents a new breed of feminism. (Can we even call it that?) Sure, she's a rapture-ready moron who thinks women should have to pay for their own rape kits. But she's also an ambitious, workaholic with five kids who finds time to kill caribou with automatic weapons when she's not promoting her high school band buddies to coveted government positions. Despicable? Definitely. A role model for traditional feminists? Absolutely not. But if we are to believe feminism is about self-empowerment and holding the keys to power, Palin fits the bill. If things go well for John McCain (followed by things not going so well for him) she could be our president for Chrissake!

Anyone who remembers the movie Bob Roberts will be familiar with Palin's type; the pseudo populist who subverts a progressive movement and co-opts it to fit his/her own image. Yup, that's Sarah. But the frustrating thing about the Bob Roberts and Sarah Palins of the world is this: they're typically most successful when the institutions they're co-opting are stagnating. And let's face facts: feminism has been suffering an identity crisis for years, and it's only gotten worse during the 2008 election cycle.

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SISTERHOOD OF THE TEAR-STAINED PANTSUITS Clinton
Take for instance Hillary Clinton. Whether or not they supported her, all feminists had something to say about the way Hillary was treated this election season. Second-wavers criticized the media for being sexist. You've treated Hillary unfairly, they shouted. You'd never accuse a man of whining. Third-wavers responded with a venom of their own. Stop playing the victim, they growled. Get some spike-heeled boots, Hil. Dig your heels into Joe Scarborough's fleshy neck. Make that beady-eyed Chris Matthews cry. And while you're at it, divorce your husband!

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