Tail to the ChiefJohn McCain hates pork, loves beautiful women
(Photo: Rikolas Deagitle) Then you return home to find the ladies dropping their panties like you're Ringo fucking Starr. (You'd be excused for making dated references. You have been in a prison camp.) So you snag one of the hotties, marry her, and knock her up a few times. Now imagine it's 2008. You've become an old-ass turd and the ladies aren't too interested in you anymore. But—lucky you—you're in charge of a presidential campaign that you get to staff with as many ladies as you'd like. So you do it! You pick young, blonde hotties and middle-aged brunette MILFs. You find smokin' Botoxed advisors and pretty young communications directors. After all, you've been through so much. Should you also suffer homely women? Now you know how it feels to be John McCain. The former POW has gone to great lengths to ensure that, whether he's getting briefed by advisors, meeting on the campaign bus, or just lounging at home, there's always eye candy nearby. Unlike his opponent, who has surrounded himself with ugly dudes (Biden, Axelrod, AYERS!), McCain knows that never again will his old ass get to be around this much young tail again. Come meet the beautiful ladies who surround John McCain.
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