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THE CHARACTER: FIREBRAND
BACKGROUND:
The other gay comic book character, Firebrand (real name: Rod Reilly) has been languishing in the closet since 1941, when he first showed up in a sheer shirt and red hot pants. The evidence against Firebrand's heterosexuality has been both endless and a source of glee to avid DC Comics readers. A few examples: Fireband's studly "best friend" who's always hanging around, that time he joined the Navy, the noticeable lack of female love interests, and then of course there's the name. Upon entering his presumably queeny wardrobe closet, Firebrand's sister once remarked, "From the look of these clothes, I didn't know my brother quite as well as I thought I did!"

MOVIE PITCH: Coming-out movies don't have much play outside the LGBT community, but Firebrand has so much built-in potential for gay stereotyping á la Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, there's a chance the heteros might just eat it up. (He fights crime but is worried about his manicure!) Cast Carson Kressley or Sean Hayes, then watch the money roll in.



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THE CHARACTER: WASP
BACKGROUND:
The daughter of a rich scientist turned venomous insect, Janet van Dyne knows how to get what she wants. She frequently used her ex-husband's schizophrenia to her advantage and flirted with other male Avengers to make him jealous. After dumping him for Captain America, she told friends in confidence that she was concerned about her new beau's "age gap."

MOVIE PITCH: Sharon Stone might salvage her stardom by playing the central vixen as a manipulative, ice-pick-wielding nymph. Kind of like she did in Basic Instinct.

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