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THE CHARACTER: ELONGATED MAN
BACKGROUND:
After downing a concentrated dose of an enhancement drink, teenager Ralph Dibny found that he could stretch his appendages to superhuman lengths.

MOVIE PITCH: Recast Mark Wahlberg as a super-supple porn star—this time one who can control his endowment and change sex positions using the power of his mind (and CG).



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THE CHARACTER: SKIN
BACKGROUND:
Similar to the Elongated Man, except instead of just extending himself, Skin prefers to unfurl his sagging flesh like a man who's recently lost 500 pounds and doesn't know what to do with all the extra yardage.

MOVIE PITCH: This is just kind of creepy. Which means it's exactly what the producers of Teeth have been waiting for. Perhaps Jared, of Subway and dramatic weight-loss fame, could star as the hero with the floppy epidermis?

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