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The Ballad of East and West(continued)
THE GOLDEN BOY: Dan Humphrey vs. ? What can you say about Dan Humphrey? For starters, he's the perfect son and a loyal brother. He's only in high school but he's already had a story published in the New Yorker, which will probably serve him well when he applies to Dartmouth College, his dream school. He reads a lot. He's in touch with his emotions. He's a great boyfriend. He's guided by an impeccable moral compass (remember the pool break-in saga?). He's funny and self-deprecating. We don't know if he volunteers or not, but we can assume he does. And not just because it'll look good on his college application, but because he cares. He really is that flawless. On the flip side, there are no redeemable male characters on The Hills. Sorry! WINNER: Dan Humphrey, by default. 
Oh, Neel -- you and your Hills-ness fill me with glee and make me laugh and snicker alot. Loved your "feel the booze on your skin" and now... love this one too. I realize you had a co-writer here (and props to that person, too) but just wanted to say rock on and thx for the good times online. Posted by: kentology on May 5, 2008 6:50 PM well you've got my love, hailey! your recent analysis of the hills really seals it. but i just have to point out that for those of us too lazy for subtext, GG packs a way more entertaining punch. you refer to an "in joke" on GG in this article, while the hills is only ever unintentionally funny. and no one on the hills ever has sex in the back of a car. would you even want them to? they are hot but somehow unsexy, whereas i would fuck pretty much anyone on GG, including the parents. Posted by: pussytheresa on May 7, 2008 4:42 PM Advertisement < BACK TO Features |
    
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