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FINISH YOUR DRINK WHENEVER...

Audrina, Whitney, Lauren, or Heidi cry.

Lauren says something to Audrina that gives you the distinct feeling that she really doesn't like her.

Heidi and Lauren confront each other about how much they hate one another and are totally never going to be friends again, like, ever.

Stephanie Pratt pledges loyalty to Spencer in a way that seems more than sisterly

Lo, Lauren, or Audrina are on a date where the awkward silence-to-talking ratio is better than 70:30.

MTV producers ignore the occasional "fat friend" by refusing to frame her in the shot or cutting off her lines.

Justin Bobby goes home with another girl in front of Audrina.

Justin Bobby denies going home with another girl, despite the fact that Audrina totally watched him do it.

Spencer awkwardly interacts with Heidi's parents.

Spencer and Heidi decide to get engaged again.

DRINK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT IF...

A verbal argument between Spencer and Heidi ends in blows, requiring producers to intervene like that one time they did when Paula went totally nuts on Real World: Key West.

Lauren visits Jason in jail; conjugal visit ensues.

Audrina renews her subscription to the Economist.

Brody catches a DUI on the way back from Les Deux.

A black character speaks! (Don't worry, this has only happened once.)

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