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Feel the Booze on Your Skin(continued)
TAKE A GULP WHENEVER Lauren "accidentally" runs into Heidi or Spencer at Les Deux, LAX, or Hyde (Photo: Courtesy of MTV) TAKE A GULP WHENEVER... Vogue West Coast editor Lisa Love says something condescending. Lauren "accidentally" runs into Heidi or Spencer at Les Deux, LAX, or Hyde. Lisa Love reminds Whitney or Lauren how lucky they are to be working at a place as prestigious as Teen Vogue. Jen Bunny is referred to as "Jen Bunny" instead of just "Jen." Heidi trots around in a bikini. Frankie Delgado shows up. 
TAKE A GULP WHENEVER Frankie Delgado shows up (Photo: Courtesy of MTV) Justin Bobby hits on a random girl in front of Audrina. Spencer makes a Spencer face. A coworker of any Hills star acts either disgusted by or sycophantic toward said Hills star. Whitney asks Lauren to "recap" a previous night/incident. ("So what happened last night?" is an acceptable permutation.) Lauren chides Audrina for dating Justin Bobby. Lo takes credit for coining the name "Justin Bobby." Lo or Lauren note that Justin Bobby hates the name "Justin Bobby." Lo demonstrates that she's probably the smartest of the bunch by saying something kind of funny. 
TAKE A GULP WHENEVER Lo demonstrates that she's probably the smartest of the bunch by saying something kind of funny (Photo: Courtesy of MTV) You think to yourself, "Hey, Lo would be kind of attractive if God hadn't placed her eyes so close to one another." Either Brody or Spencer mention how they used to be friends with one another but aren't anymore. :( Justin Bobby says something that would reasonably lead you to believe he is drunk, stoned, or under the influence of a mind-altering substance. Whitney gives Lauren a backhanded compliment, asks an awkward question ("Wait, are you going to Paris?"), or seems to revel in delivering bad news to Lauren. Spencer tells Heidi just how much he dislikes Lauren. Lauren blames Spencer for the dissolution of her friendship with Heidi. (Example: "He brainwashed her.") The gals eat Pinkberry. 
share this artical with STDRomance Posted by: herpesfinder1 on March 24, 2008 10:44 PM neel - awesome writing, fun idea, nice work Posted by: kentology on March 29, 2008 3:38 PM @kentology-- Thanks! The jokes write themselves with The Hills. Posted by: neelshah on March 31, 2008 12:49 PM i hate this y camt i fint any gamez dis wedsite is a bunch of bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: missmorgan16 on June 6, 2008 9:31 AM Advertisement Post a commentYour comment will not be visible for about a minute. If you don't see your comment when the page reloads, do not post it again. Reload the page in a minute, and you'll see it. < BACK TO Features |
    
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