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Colleen*

Colleen dated James' friend John. At least she was dating John, until one night when James and a friend saw her at a bar making out with someone who was not John.

James took the sleight of his friend personally and proceeded to repeatedly call and harass Colleen—"Not to the point of being illegal," he says, but with "stupid, funny shit implying she was a whore." After several days of deleted wall posts, James found himself, once again, defriended.

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Allison*

James' friend Chris was friendly with a girl named Allison. When Allison found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her, she promptly started sleeping with Chris and, soon after, they began dating.

With Allison's birthday on a Friday, Chris arranged on Wednesday to have flowers delivered. On late Thursday, he received an e-mail from Colleen ending their relationship.

Acting fast, James and Chris decided that Allison no longer deserved her flowers and began a campaign of online harassment similar to the ones James had embarked on before. The result? Being defriended on Facebook and the added insult of a failed attempt of intercepting the flowers in time for Allison's birthday.

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Debbie*

James' final Facebook defriending came compliments of a "virgin nutcase" by the name of Debbie. Debbie had such a good time on their unculminated, all-night first date that she decided out loud she'd like James to be her first. He promptly ended morning cuddle time and kicked her out of bed.

The next day, James was flying home for his winter break, so he ignored all of Debbie's e-mails and phone calls asking him to meet her family when he got back to New York.

The night before he was to come back, James finally called Debbie to have "the talk, which consisted of me telling her that we'd be better as friends, that I was drunk the night we got together, and that I was sorry she liked me." Several hours later, acting on a hunch, James found himself, once again, defriended.

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