No Country for Fat Chicks

Radar rounds up the decade's most misogynistic movies

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IRONY A scene from Mona Lisa Smile, which, like the rest of these movies, is an affront to womankind

Calling pretty much any Hollywood movie "a little sexist" (as Katherine Heigl did when Vanity Fair asked her about her star-making turn in last summer's Knocked Up) is like saying you're a little bit pregnant. The difference is one of degree, not kind.

Now that the Oscars are over and our first viable female presidential is floundering toward failure, it seems like a good time to take stock of sexism in our culture. That's why Radar, using Knocked Up as a mildly chauvinistic baseline, and employing the highly scientific method of surveying our girlfriends, set out to uncover the most misogynistic movies of the 21st century. (Excluded were intentionally offensive movies and any grindhouse film where coeds ended up in a woodchipper, etc.)

It's a crowded field, and getting more so daily (we're looking at you, Teeth), but here's our year-by-year timeline of the most woman-bashing films of the Oughts. So far.

2007
Superbad

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THERE WILL BE BLOOD McLovin' and friend

Like Whitney Houston, we believe the children are our future, which is why the sexual politics of Judd Apatow's adolescent romp left us so depressed. Listen, dick-obsessed Seth is not cute. His cluelessness is not charming. He's a cretin. And the worst kind of cretin: a cretin who is afraid of vaginas. Granted, you're not gonna get an argument from us that menstrual blood can be icky, boys, but we have news for you: If you wanna do the crime, you're gonna have to do the time.

Runners-up
Hostel: Part II: Thanks, Eli Roth, for giving us naked Heather Matarazzo strung up by an evil woman who slits her captive's throat and then rubs the blood on her tits. Sisterhood is powerful.

Ocean's Thirteen: Foxy Ellen Barkin is reduced to playing a loopy cougar. Surely she got enough cash from Ron Perelman in the divorce to pass up this part.

Shoot 'Em Up: All you need to know: Monica Belluci plays a lactating hooker.

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