Endorse Ron Paul! Out your agent! One-up Julia Roberts! All with Radar's Oscar acceptance speech generator

Radar's March issue gives you an opportunity to create your own, cliché-riddled acceptance speech. Now, have more fill-in-the-blank fun with our online edition.

Follow the guidelines and fill in the blanks below to create your own offensively self-congratulatory Academy Award speech.

• (Pick One) Ailing Relative/Adopted Child/Stepmother:
  
  
  
• Nickname:
  
  
  
• Adjective:
  
  
  
• Positive Physical Attribute (Adjective):
  
  
  
• Euphemism for Old:
  
  
  
• Jewish Name:
  
  
  
• (Pick One) Ari/Joel/Kevin/Bryan:
  
  
  
• (Pick One) Lionsgate/Picturehouse/New Line/Paramount:
  
  
  
• Gay-Sounding Name:
  
  
  
• Name of Mental Health Professional:
  
  
  
• Childhood Trauma:
  
  
  
• Industry Player:
  
  
  
• (Pick One) Mel Brooks/Jackie Mason/Britney Spears:
  
  
  
• Adjective:
  
  
  
• Hyperbolic Positive Adjective:
  
  
  
• Exclamation:
  
  
  
• Number Between 12 and 98:
  
  
  
• Name of Editor:
  
  
  
• Name of Accountant:
  
  
  
• Name of Lawyer:
  
  
  
• Name of Personal Assistant:
  
  
  
• Mythical Beast:
  
  
  
• Pressing Social Issue:
  
  
  
• Pressing Social Issue: