Thank Simon Cowell! Give Britney a shoutout! Tell the haters where to stick it! All with Radar's Grammy acceptance speech generator

Radar's March issue gives you an opportunity to create your own, cliché-riddled acceptance speech. Now, have more fill-in-the-blank fun with our online edition.

Follow the guidelines and fill in the blanks below to create your own Grammy acceptance speech.

• Your Self-Appointed Nickname or Full Name:
  
  
  
• Positive Hyperbolic Adjective:
  
  
  
• Positive Physical Attribute (Adjective):
  
  
  
• Debilitating Disease or Social Condition:
  
  
  
• (Pick One) Harlem/Compton/Noted Impoverished Area:
  
  
  
• (Pick One) Mom/Aunt/Grandma/Legal Female Guardian:
  
  
  
• Expletive Adjective Deleted by Network:
  
  
  
• Feeling:
  
  
  
• Opposite Feeling:
  
  
  
• Name of Mom, Aunt, Grandma or Legal Female Guardian:
  
  
  
• House in (Name the 'Burb), Type of Foreign Car, or Vacation in (Name the Island):
  
  
  
• Name of Sixth-Grade English Teacher:
  
  
  
• Cliche Your English Teacher Used to Spout:
  
  
  
• Best Friend From High School:
  
  
  
• Friend From High School Who Is Now Dead:
  
  
  
• Friend From High School Who Is Now Manager:
  
  
  
• Famous Rapper With Guest Spot on No. 1 SIngle:
  
  
  
• Rapper Turned CEO:
  
  
  
• (Pick One) Geffen/Interscope/DefJam:
  
  
  
• (Pick One) Allah/Jesus/Respective God:
  
  
  
• Positive Work-Ethic-Related Attribute:
  
  
  
• Other Positive Work-Ethic-Related Attribute:
  
  
  

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