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41. Our real father would let us stay up late. Actually, he wouldn't—he's kind of an asshole, too.

42. The spamming business is going great, thanks for asking.

43. I'm still in the development phase, but it's sort of like Home For the Holidays meets Intergenerational Gangbangers #13.

44. So which one of you is the "crazy" uncle?

45. Your new breasts look amazing! At least the right one does.

46. I've got to take this call—it's so hard to get hold of my dealer on the holidays.

47. Should I keep my maiden name or switch to Mencia?

48. Shh ... I think this is the To Catch a Predator I'm in.

49. This is so much lamer than my Second Life Thanksgiving.

50. See you cocksuckers at Christmas.

11/13/07

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