NO. 34 Wal-Mart greeter
26. Studs-era Mark DeCarlo
27. The Elephant Man, via your peanut allergy
28. Gallagher's understudy
29. Your boss on fire
30. Slutty 51-year-old male college librarian
31. Twentysomething Hitler
32. Timid shut-in who simply adores children
33. Morose, disillusioned midlevel government bureaucrat
34. Wal-Mart greeter
35. An anthropomorphic pile of dung
36. You in respectful Rosa Parks blackface
37. Connie from accounts payable
38. Hobo with the dry heaves
39. Ahmed Best, the voice-and-motion thespian behind Jar Jar Binks
40. 350 mg tablet of mood stabilizer Wellbutrin
41. What inmates call a "corn bitch"
42. Flim-flam man working the short con
43. Dirty, thieving, stinky gypsy, with a t-shirt that says as much
44. Homosexual prison guard in the 1978 Turkish-prison movie Midnight Express
45. Forest Whitaker's lazy eye
46. Unemployed fast-food manager and adulterer
47. That little boy who falls into the shit-filled hole in Schindler's List
48. Life-size version of the drug-resistant staph infection known as MRSA
49. Your favorite character from your favorite movie, One Night in Paris
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