Masquerade Fall

50 Halloween costumes you should avoid

By Teddy Wayne, Mike Sacks, and Dan Kennedy

NO 19. Obese nudist

1. Amish sexpot

2. Barry Bonds's future Hall of Fame asterisk

3. Smooth-jazz xylophonist

4. Composite of Anthony Michael Hall characters from John Hughes films

5. Forlorn business traveler in a midpriced hotel

6. Hairy angel

7. Tube of tainted Chinese toothpaste

8. Larry Craig's right foot

9. Substitute math teacher with chronic armpit-sweat problem

10. A roofie

11. Taser victim

12. The Wall Street Journal editorial page

13. Hemp-wearing liberal arts sociology major

14. Taint

15. Jared from Subway

16. Spandex-clad C+C Music Factory backup dancer

17. Gerardo/Geraldo (reversible outfit)

18. NAMBLA lobbyist

19. Obese nudist

20. Kurt Loder

21. Woman in the midst of a 13-hour crying jag

22. Saved by the Bell: The New Class–era Screech

23. Chubby devil

24. For a couple, Uday and Qusay Hussein

25. Circa-1986 C. Thomas Howell

10/29/07

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