Masquerade Fall

50 Halloween costumes you should avoid

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NO 19. Obese nudist

1. Amish sexpot

2. Barry Bonds's future Hall of Fame asterisk

3. Smooth-jazz xylophonist

4. Composite of Anthony Michael Hall characters from John Hughes films

5. Forlorn business traveler in a midpriced hotel

6. Hairy angel

7. Tube of tainted Chinese toothpaste

8. Larry Craig's right foot

9. Substitute math teacher with chronic armpit-sweat problem

10. A roofie

11. Taser victim

12. The Wall Street Journal editorial page

13. Hemp-wearing liberal arts sociology major

14. Taint

15. Jared from Subway

16. Spandex-clad C+C Music Factory backup dancer

17. Gerardo/Geraldo (reversible outfit)

18. NAMBLA lobbyist

19. Obese nudist

20. Kurt Loder

21. Woman in the midst of a 13-hour crying jag

22. Saved by the Bell: The New Class–era Screech

23. Chubby devil

24. For a couple, Uday and Qusay Hussein

25. Circa-1986 C. Thomas Howell





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