Halloween
Masquerade Fall
50 Halloween costumes you should avoid
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NO 19. Obese nudist
1. Amish sexpot 2. Barry Bonds's future Hall of Fame asterisk 3. Smooth-jazz xylophonist 4. Composite of Anthony Michael Hall characters from John Hughes films 5. Forlorn business traveler in a midpriced hotel 6. Hairy angel 7. Tube of tainted Chinese toothpaste 8. Larry Craig's right foot 9. Substitute math teacher with chronic armpit-sweat problem 10. A roofie 11. Taser victim 12. The Wall Street Journal editorial page 13. Hemp-wearing liberal arts sociology major 14. Taint 15. Jared from Subway 16. Spandex-clad C+C Music Factory backup dancer 17. Gerardo/Geraldo (reversible outfit) 18. NAMBLA lobbyist 19. Obese nudist 20. Kurt Loder 21. Woman in the midst of a 13-hour crying jag 22. Saved by the Bell: The New Class–era Screech 23. Chubby devil 24. For a couple, Uday and Qusay Hussein 25. Circa-1986 C. Thomas Howell |
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NO. 34 Wal-Mart greeter
26. Studs-era Mark DeCarlo 27. The Elephant Man, via your peanut allergy 28. Gallagher's understudy 29. Your boss on fire 30. Slutty 51-year-old male college librarian 31. Twentysomething Hitler 32. Timid shut-in who simply adores children 33. Morose, disillusioned midlevel government bureaucrat 34. Wal-Mart greeter 35. An anthropomorphic pile of dung 36. You in respectful Rosa Parks blackface 37. Connie from accounts payable 38. Hobo with the dry heaves 39. Ahmed Best, the voice-and-motion thespian behind Jar Jar Binks 40. 350 mg tablet of mood stabilizer Wellbutrin 41. What inmates call a "corn bitch" 42. Flim-flam man working the short con 43. Dirty, thieving, stinky gypsy, with a t-shirt that says as much 44. Homosexual prison guard in the 1978 Turkish-prison movie Midnight Express 45. Forest Whitaker's lazy eye 46. Unemployed fast-food manager and adulterer 47. That little boy who falls into the shit-filled hole in Schindler's List 48. Life-size version of the drug-resistant staph infection known as MRSA 49. Your favorite character from your favorite movie, One Night in Paris 50. Radar freelancer |
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