Jordan Ladd, the 32-year-old daughter of original Charlie's Angel Cheryl Ladd, has just flown in to film a few scenes. When we break for the day, the absinthe comes out, along with a few confessions. "He wanted me to show my tits!" laughs Ladd of her

Jordan Ladd, the 32-year-old daughter of original Charlie's Angel Cheryl Ladd, has just flown in to film a few scenes. When we break for the day, the absinthe comes out, along with a few confessions.

"He wanted me to show my tits!" laughs Ladd of her refusal to go nude for Roth's directorial debut, Cabin Fever, in 2003. "I said no, and then I showed them to some other dudes in another movie." [Note: Club Dread is available at a Wal-Mart near you.]

"However," she adds, gazing at the 35-year-old director in question, "You got your own personal flash later. He was really upset about it, though."

"I was so mad," concurs Roth. "She was like, 'It's not necessary to the story', and I'm like, 'It's necessary for me! For my fantasies!' And then [mimes lifting his shirt] I was totally taken by surprise. It was a big deposit in the wank bank." As it happens, the actress recently performed faux fellatio on (a headless) Eli Roth in his parody horror trailer "Thanksgiving," one of several mock previews sandwiched between the double features in Grindhouse.

After a few more drinks, Ms. Ladd makes what appear to be several blunt passes at the fetching director, with varying degrees of success. Despite the grinding, cuddling, and frequent pecks on the cheek, the overtures are met with indifference. With so many beautiful Eastern European women available to Roth, it seems he has the luxury of picking and choosing. Here's a broken-English text message sent by a Czech bombshell whom Roth loved, then apparently left, while scouting locations for the first film:

"I HEARD EVEN TWO MORE GIRLS IN PRAGUE! U NOTHING THAN BITCH. I HATE UNHONEST PEOPLE. I NEVER MET GAY LIKE YOU! I STEPPED IN BIGGEST CRAP."

"There are so many beautiful girls in Prague, it's insane," says Eli. "I mean I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs—but these girls are worse than all three combined. I would have a better time focusing if I were a crack addict than with these Czech girls."

Of course, it's not just the Czech girls who give him problems. The MySpacers are after him, too. "The upsides," says Roth of the fortuitous combination of successful-Hollywood-director status and a MySpace page, "are the chicks."

"You meet girls, and they're like, 'Oh, you're just in town for one night. I bet you have this with girls in every city.' And you're like, 'No! Because every city they say this!' And you never get laid at all. Then you meet girls on MySpace who actually want to meet you, and you're like, yeah, let's hook up, and it's awesome! The downsides are you get the venom pointed directly at you. MySpace really makes you realize that people want you fucking dead."