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Running Wild with Mike Gravel

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ALTER EGO Newsweek's Jonathan Alter
Alter's not done though. From a media insider's perspective, Gravel's hard knocks on his fellow candidates are ill-conceived. "Right now the Democrats, unlike the Republicans, are very happy with their field," Alter says. "They don't dislike anybody. There's a school of thought that says it's a bad strategy to attack any of the other candidates personally."

"I don't personalize it," Gravel replies. "But if there's something wrong with attacking people on the issues, then there's something wrong with our democracy."

"Something like, 'You people scare me'—where does that fit in?"

"You tell me," Gravel fires back. "If you're prepared to use nukes against Iran when they haven't done anything to us—no threat to us—that could trigger a third world war."

Alter replies that it's generally considered imprudent for a president to take any option off the table, including the use of nuclear weapons.

"If there's something wrong with attacking people on the issues, then there's something wrong with our democracy""I will! I don't understand it. They're pointing to Iran and saying, 'By God, those people are dangerous.' Christ, we're dangerous! You're very familiar, I'm sure, with the neo-con plan. It was in writing a few years before Bush even got elected: first Iraq, Iran, Syria, then Saudi Arabia," says Gravel, a reference to a 1996 paper entitled A Clean Break: A New Strategy for Securing the Realm, by Richard Perle and several other prominent neo-cons. "Wolfowitz and Perle and all those guys—they're crazy as loons! Not one of 'em has even seen a gun fired in anger. Dammit, it just galls me no end! Why should Jessica Lynch go over there and get all shot up—why not have Bush's daughters do it?"

While Gravel says this, the pundit looks down impassively into his salad as though peering into a bottomless pool. "I need to get going," he announces. One-liners about sending Barbara and Jenna off to get shot at are going to be a bit too pungent for the gatekeepers of mainstream media culture.

And the Today show segment probably won't shed any light on whether Gravel's media honeymoon will last—either as a curiosity or, flocked by legions of flying pigs, a contender. "It's going to be a typical hokey piece," Alter tells Gravel. Viewers will likely learn more about the candidate's days as a cab driver than about his ambition to re-make American democracy.

For the moment, though, Gravel's quest seems to have some life. While CNN and its cosponsors hadn't planned on inviting him to the next Democratic debate—to be held next month in New Hampshire—a deluge of requests from viewers caused them to change their minds.


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