The World's Ugliest Awards
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CANADA
The Oscar is nothing if not tidy. Here we have a slovenly Canadian computer animation award that seems to think it's "cool" to leave its shirt and tie gaping. As if we've never seen bronzed chest hair before. |
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U.S.A.
Originally designed to celebrate the "world's best websites," this lumpy spiral can also be used to honor the "world's most excruciating mattresses," or to add a grace note to a pile of trash. |
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U.S.A.
At first, we happily assumed this trophy was created to celebrate people whose eyes look exactly like their eyebrows. As it turns out, however, it's merely America's highest prize for mystery writing. |
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CANADA
We can't be too critical of Canada's top film award, which appears to be the victim of an irresponsible surgeon. How else did it end up with no arms, one leg, and breast implants on its head? |
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