"Maybe we should cross the street and start walking back down," said the taller of the two, in a genteel Southern accent.
"Oh no," said the other. "You can't see people's faces." Owing to the angle of the sun, it seemed, only an uphill trajectory would guarantee well-lit views of their fellow pedestrians. So they marched onward.
Sundance is not for the benefit of audiences but of fat-pocketed distributors—many of them divisions of the Hollywood studios that Sundance poses in opposition toThe advantageous light was required for purposes of identification: The pair was on a gawking circuit of Park City, which was alive with celebrity during the 2007 Sundance Film Festival, and, like birders on the trail of a long-billed Murrelet, they were not prepared to let a Jeremy Sisto or a Sienna Miller anonymously scamper by in shadow. And they were not alone. Aside from the more than 1,100 credentialed members of the press who descended on Park City over the previous ten days to document the comings and goings of the glitterati during the festival, which concluded on Sunday, it seemed that virtually everybody in Park City who was not a bona fide celebrity was primarily engaged in the art of locating bona fide celebrities, eyeballing them, and calling independent witnesses on their cell phones to commemorate said eyeballing. Of course, it wasn't a banner year for high wattage stars in Park City—no Brad Pitt, no Tom Cruise, no Julia Roberts—so some poor saps had to settle for an Ian Ziering sighting or two. One cab driver—a Middle Eastern fellow named Omar who comes in from Salt Lake City every year to charge Hollywood-types $15 for three-quarters of a mile rides—was reduced to boasting that the previous evening he had driven The Ten director and "Stella" alum David Wain in that very cab! ("He's Jewish, right?" Omar said, to my bewilderment. "I think he's a Jew.")
Credentials are the currency of Sundance, and they are governed by an arcane and slightly terrifying bureaucracy of privilege that only a Stalinist could loveThis is not to say that I hold Redford and the festival's organizers personally responsible for the drunk, um, aspiring actress who flashed me and 500 or so other festivalgoers, Mardi Gras-style, from a balcony overlooking Main Street on the festival's third night. Much of what happens in Park City is beyond the control of Sundance. But the festival's arch posturing against commercialization, with Redford inveighing against the swag lounges on Main Street designed to get luxury brands onto the pages of Us Weekly, is too much to take in the face of the omnipresent logos of festival sponsors Volkswagen, Hewlett-Packard, and AOL. And the dismissive sniffing about "celebrity coverage," which Sundance's chief press handler, Levi Elder, accused me of contemplating when I applied for credentials, becomes petty and egregiously hypocritical when one considers the fact that the fest is programmed deliberately with films featuring stars—Winona Ryder, Heather Graham, Mandy Moore, John Cusack—who are trotted out at screenings to stand on fake, tented-off "red carpets" to be photographed in front of backdrops festooned with those aforementioned corporate logos.
The most readily apparent falsehood about Sundance that crashed into reality upon my arrival was the notion that there is anything remotely pleasant about being in Park City. When Robert Redford founded the Sundance Institute in 1981, according to the festival's self-generated lore, he chose the name based not on the character he played in 1969's Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, but on the way the sun dances over the Wasatch Mountains. I was prepared for remote mountain living—quaint lodges, stone hearths, rugged roads—far removed from the poisonous warrens of Los Angeles. But the only thing the sun dances over in Park City is a dismal, ever-creeping sprawl of ugly brown apartment buildings, vinyl-sided tract housing, and parking lots. It is less a resort town than a suburb of Salt Lake City.
Amid all this despoiled nature, with brown-grey snow lingering everywhere, there is little for festivalgoers to do other than obsess about their relative status. In Interview, one of the festival films—which stars Steve Buscemi as a seasoned journalist and Sienna Miller as a troubled Lohan-esque starlet (based on a movie by the murdered Dutch director Theo Van Gogh)—the logic of celebrity is described at one point in binary terms: there are somebodies, and there are nobodies. But of course reality is slightly more complicated. At Sundance, there are in fact 36 lines of demarcation that separate nobodies from somebodies. That's how many varieties of credentials the festival issues, so as to calibrate with the utmost precision the various kinds of access and comforts accorded to attendees and ensure that no one gets any more consideration than they are actually worth.
The envy is engendered by the fact that almost everything one wishes to do at Sundance—get into a movie, a party, a press conference—involves waiting for some period of time in a crowd of angry people outside in the bitter, relentless cold. Better passes translate, roughly, into less waiting. And for the press, the arbitrary, merciless decisions of publicists—150 credentialed publicists were in attendance—tended to induce a state of what psychological researchers call learned helplessness. Waiting outside for admittance to a press conference one afternoon, among a throng of perhaps 30 other journalists, I was rescued, Schindler's List-style, by a publicist who burst from inside the building, surveyed the crowd (or, to be precise, our badges), and selected three of us who were allowed to come inside. I never learned why, but decided from then on that good things would happen to me if I meekly made sure I was always in eyeshot of a publicist. And when they shined upon you, all the bitterness you previously felt about the better-credentialed prima donnas would melt away, and any sense of solidarity with your freezing, milling brothers and sisters in the cold would dissolve into condescension. See you, suckers!
There's a fine line between discovering the innovative films and hoping they find an audience, and picking the films most likely to find an audience and calling them innovativeThe parties themselves are as tame as can be: Gaggles of the aforementioned Eskimo hookers dancing listlessly to an endless thump-thump-thump-thump and drinking the hop-flavored soda that passes for beer in Utah. What celebrities the eagle-eyed partygoer could spot (Jeremy Sisto was everywhere) looked unhappy and bored.
But what about the movies? The films? The art? The cinema? The rank inauthenticity isn't limited to the optics surrounding the festival. There were some wonderful films on display—Grace Is Gone, John Cusack's tear-jerker about a father whose wife is killed in Iraq, is sure to benefit from a The English Patient-magnitude Oscar campaign for Cusack from the Weinstein Co., which bought the film. And Teeth, about an abstinence promoting teen who has teeth up her cooter, was an audience favorite. David Gordon Green's Snow Angels, starring Sam Rockwell and Kate Beckinsale, is a devastatingly slow build (one of the best films of the festival, it naturally hasn't been picked up). But none of them come close to justifying the smug, self-satisfied vibe on display.
It seemed that virtually everybody in Park City who was not a bona fide celebrity was primarily engaged in the art of locating bona fide celebritiesJust look at Little Miss Sunshine. The pride and excitement over the film's success was palpable at Sundance—it had earned a record payday of $10.5 million from Fox Searchlight as the breakout hit at last year's festival, and went on to earn nearly $60 million in the states and notch a best picture Academy Award nomination. It's a textbook example of why Sundance is ostensibly a vital, important institution: It found this quirky, lovely little film and gave it a chance to succeed. Except Little Miss Sunshine is about as quirky as xXx: State of the Union. It's a Sundance genre picture, manufactured with the same empty, production-line cynicism as a Jerry Bruckheimer film, except where studios call for a shower scene with the heroine, Sundance calls for an indie-rock soundtrack. And where studios demand Third Act explosions, Sundance calls for a comically dysfunctional family that somehow rights itself. And where studios demand a happy ending, Sundance demands, well, a happy ending. There's been a Little Miss Sunshine in virtually every Sundance going back for years—there's youthful angst, coming of age, miscommunication, and, usually, a long shot of a sad high-school kid riding a bicycle down a suburban street. This year it was Rocket Science, the coming of age tale about a high-school kid from a wacky family who overcomes a debilitating stutter and learns something about himself. It's a perfectly good movie, but it's exactly what would happen if Brad Grey called CAA and said, "Gin me up a Sundance picture." Last year it was Little Miss Sunshine. The year before, it was Thumbsucker, the coming of age tale about a high school kid from a wacky family who overcomes a debilitating etc., and The Squid and the Whale, the coming of age tale about a high school kid from a wacky family who overcomes a debilitating etc. Before that it was Garden State. It goes all the way back to Reality Bites in 1994. Some of these are fine films, but they are the products, in their own way, of the same lack of imagination and marketing-driven choices that, according to Redford et al, are slowly destroying Hollywood.
And Sundance presents them to audiences, and the Academy, in a big red bow with Redford's "authentic artistry" seal of approval. Would Little Miss Sunshine have been received so warmly, and heralded as such an inventive picture, had it not been through the Sundance mill prior to its release? Or would more critics have recognized it, as did Entertainment Weekly's Owen Gleiberman, as a collection of characters that are "walking, talking catalogs of screenwriter index-card data"?
Posted by: Macon on February 2, 2007 3:32 PM
I think you'll find that David Wain is more than just the sum of his Jewishness, and said observation highlights more the ignorance of the observer than Mr Wain's career.
Posted by: sarahndippity on February 4, 2007 3:34 AM
Great article! I was in Park City for 6 days and I was absolutely disgusted not by the gross commercialism, this is a billion dollar a year industry, but by the people. It's the people that ruin these festivals, the gawkers with so little to say, they have to text it to their friends. The town was beautiful and peaceful, and I saw some amazing films, an opportunity I don't get in LA. See the Joe Strummer doc, The Future is Unwritten. That's what I got leave Utah with, a film that changed my thoughts and heart. Not those scumbags dirtying up Main Street.
Posted by: Wooba on February 4, 2007 12:14 PM
I was looking for some pictures of Bruce Willis, Nicolas Cage, and Kevin Costner. Please.
Posted by: orangery1 on February 11, 2007 5:09 PM
An excellent article: razor sharp, laugh out loud, and deadly deadly accurate.
It's unfortunate that Mr. Cook suffers from lycanthropy, but then, great writers are usually quite flawed as people.