Jersey Shore We’ve Got A Situation: Reality Star Sulks Over Birthday Snubs
Posted on Jan 20, 2012 @ 12:00PM

Drama ran high on Jersey Shore Thursday, as the cast slowly came to terms with the beloved Vinny Guadagnino abruptly leaving last week, while dual birthdays for Pauly D and The Situation showed the man with the famous abs he's not likely to win any popularity contests among his housemates.
First, the Vinny drama: Everyone was upset in the wake of the house's resident nice guy leaving Seaside Heights last week, citing loneliness and anxiety issues. Deena cried and professed her love for him, Snooki ruminated there was no one left to flirt with and Pauly D paid tribute to his close pal with a roll in the hay in Vinny's former bed.
Vinny told his family in Staten Island he left because his anxiety issues were inflaming, and the cast house "wasn’t the right environment for him to deal with it in -- it was too much.”
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The Situation, meanwhile got boo-boo faced after seeing a procession of family and friends show up to celebrate Pauly's birthday while his (within days of Pauly’s) went largely unnoticed.
As Snooki and Deena made Pauly a cake, Snooki reasoned: “Obviously, Mike knows we all like Pauly better than him, so the fact that we made a cake for Pauly and not Mike ... that’s what you get for being a f***ing d***** bag.”
The Situation later came clean about his anguish over the lack of attention: “We celebrated Pauly’s birthday over and over again, maybe I’m just jealous.
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“At the end of the day, I’m just a very emotional dude and I’m starting to see no matter how good I am, I’m never seen as the good guy, I’m always seen as somebody bad," he explained. "And that’s why I’ve been a little upset. There’s always going to be drama with the roommates, but I’m tired of being the bad dude.”
You would cry too if it happened to you -- Jersey Shore airs Thursday on MTV at 10/9c.
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The Situation has created a Situation where his Situation is not a good Situation.
Posted Sat, 01/21/2012 - 8:42am
If you look past the abs you can see he has a very sweet heart and is kind. He is actually very nice, but maybe a little lonley too.
Posted Sat, 01/21/2012 - 2:20am
His face and head are getting bigger. Either he's putting on weight or it's roids starting to change his appearance. That half-inch band of white skin at the top of his forehead makes him look like a real moron.
Posted Sat, 01/21/2012 - 12:29am
Seems Vin's meltdown was right after Pauly slept with Ryder Vin's sloppy seconds.
Isn't there a bro code about that chit?
Posted Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:36pm
Ew!
Posted Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:13pm
He is SO gay! My Gaydar went on overload the minute I saw him! Come out the closet brother!! RNB
Posted Fri, 01/20/2012 - 7:44pm
He doesn't deserve a damn thing for his birthday. He wondered WHY Paulie got all the attention. Well Paulie is cool and does not cause drama. In Italy he had EVERYONE hating him. That just doesnt go away. And what he did to Snookie. DBAG!!
Posted Fri, 01/20/2012 - 4:46pm
i thought Jersey Shore was about a bunch of 20-somethings. The guy pictured here is the father of which "cast member"? Dude seriously looks to be in his late 30s
Posted Fri, 01/20/2012 - 2:50pm
Under Narcissist in the dictionary, it says "See Jersey Shore's Michael Sorrentino aka the self proclaimed "Situation" whom creates his own situations.
Posted Fri, 01/20/2012 - 12:35pm
Couldn't agree more. I just find this dude so gross in every way. Not even remotely attractive looks wise or personality wise. He wonders why the roommates hate him I have news the whole world feels the same 15 minutes tick- tock long ago
Posted Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:38pm