Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Donkey Claims It Was A Shape-Shifting Prostitute
Posted on Oct 27, 2011 @ 05:00PM
A man in Zimbabwe who was charged with bestiality after being caught having sex with a donkey came up with a very interesting defense for his sick crime, RadarOnline.com has learned.
After he was busted for violating the donkey in the early hours of Sunday morning, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo told the court that just hours earlier the animal was a human hooker that he picked up in a nightclub, reported Gawker.com.
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” Moyo of the Mandava township in Zvishavane told the members of the court on Monday, who then all broke down into hysterical laughter.
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Moyo was caught red-handed in the middle of his hot tryst when police on a routine patrol spotted Moyo mounting the animal, which was tied by his neck to a tree and lying on the ground.
“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey," he told Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi, reported the NewZimbabwe.com.
But not only did he get intimate with the long-eared animal, Moyo now claims he's in love with his hot date!
"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," said smitten Sunday, according to The Herald newspaper.
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There is no word from the donkey as to whether the feelings are reciprocated.
Matuvi ordered that Moyo be remanded in custody until Thursday and be examined by two government psychiatrists.
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Mar 12, 2012 @ 06:00
Ignorance may be bliss, but it's also dangerous. Better to wake up to the world around you and know what's really going on, if for no other reason then your own safety. That said you pinheads can believe whatever you want about me. Doesn't matter...
Posted Fri, 10/28/2011 - 5:03pm
this world is seriously messed up! the animals arent safe from crazy ppl even when if comes to sex. just stomach turning grossness.
Posted Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:48pm
No different then us humans not being safe from all the other animals in "God's Kingdom" that would tear us apart for a quick snack or rape us. Even supposedly smart species like dolphins are observed to rape and murder.
Posted Fri, 10/28/2011 - 4:53pm
lol, So... if interspecies sex can't possibly happen consensually, are Mules (sterile half breeds) the result of dirty disgusting male Donkeys raping poor hapless female horses without their consent? Just sayin'.
Posted Fri, 10/28/2011 - 3:09am
That's what Kris Humphries see everytime he goes to bed. A pee smelling donkey..
Posted Fri, 10/28/2011 - 1:34am
This is too funny - dude got him some A$$ a$$ - love the line "i didnt know it was a donkey until i was getting arrested" - what the FLOCK did u think it was, a$$?
Posted Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:57pm
OMG this is just beyond gross. I say either lock him up or kill him. One or the other. Despicable excuse for a human. That poor donkey.
Posted Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:14pm
Wow it's despicable you would KILL SOMEONE for this. Show me who was even harmed by this? Because if you try to force a Donkey to do anything it'll kick your ass pretty damned hard. They are notoriously stubborn and mean like that.
Posted Fri, 10/28/2011 - 2:50am
I think there might be a lot of this going on. They're not that fussy in some of these countries. There are probably videos on the Internet if people find that exciting.
Posted Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:38pm
Consentual? are you f-ing serious? An animal would not, could not consent to sex with a human being, this is called animal abuse you sick f**k
Posted Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:18pm